- Nine: I think I was in love once.
- Ten: Really? What was her name?
- Nine: Her name was Rose.
- Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
- Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
- Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
- Eleven: I love River!
- Nine: ...
- Ten: ...
- Eleven: I love Clara!
- Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
- Eleven: I love... fez.
- Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
- Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
Ive got a theory
Like One is the first Doctor but not the first regeneration
What if John Hurt is the very first regeneration of the Doctor
But he isn’t the first Doctor
Because his name isn’t the Doctor
And he did something really bad
So when he regenerated into One, One changed his name to the Doctor, stole a TARDIS and ran away
And thats why he’s the Doctors secret
Thanks! (However, I’m sure his response would have been much more clever and menacing and far less grateful lol)